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Poi looks into the mirror at the profile of his body. He frowns, then turns to face the mirror. He lifts up his shirt, grabs his belly with both hands and yells, "Fatty want an ice cream! Fatty want an ice cream!"
starvingrunt
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One who sandwiches a smaller unusable piece of soap to another larger soap in hopes of salvaging leftovers. They should probably just throw it away.
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grumpyoldman
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Object used when awesome shows such as Family Guy and American Dad references a sexual practice normal people would never come up with on their own.
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Ph4d3
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Very very large. A great amount of something.
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tickledog
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One who continues to fart in the face of danger of pooping their pants.
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Paige
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The sun was up on a beautiful tuesday morning. It peaked through the shades at Tangerine, who squinted and groaned. "I HATE tuesdays," he said aloud to no one in particular. He rolled out of bed and jumped quickly to stop from stepping on Parliament, who was hissing at him. "Sorry, sorry" He said as he started to pick something to wear.
100indecisions
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Phoebe looked at the rapidly expanding footprints and wondered how one child could make such a big mess. The footprints, puddles really, streamed across the kitchen floor, headed for -

"Oh crap!"

The water was headed right for the extension cord she knew she wasn't supposed to be using in the kitchen - but the deep fryer always tripped the circuit so she used the outlet in the living room. Phoebe quickly unraveled half the roll of paper towels and wiped up the mess.

"Ick! It smells like a swamp! What has he been playing in?"
zzwimpy
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When a man hold's up a picture of a beautiful woman in the initial seconds of a ChatRoulette connection, tricking an unsuspecting man on the other end just long enough for the perpetrator to remove the picture only to reveal a big, hairy butt on the victim's screen.
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zzwimpy
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3:30 AM BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John rolls over to see his alarm clock glaring in his face. The sound of the it makes him nauseous.
southernstyle
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Ow. My head hurts. Why in the hell am I laying out here? Maybe if I go inside things will clear up. WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY PANTS????
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